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I am a Senior at Brandeis University in Waltham, Massachusetts [near Boston :) ]. I live in Grad again, so this year I live in a 3 bedroom apartment. Though my room is roughly the size of a large closet--give or take a few feet--I at least have my own space plus an awesome common room to hang out in. I have no idea what I am going to do when I graduate so please don't ask because it freaks me out!

I love to volunteer, especially with children and with Habitat for Humanity (when I have the time).

Funny quotes:
"Airport annoyance...hmmm...runway!"
-Adam(aka Fly or hweyernc) "helping" mom with a crossword puzzle.

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?(dramatic pause) The same thing that happens to everything else!"
-X-men, one of the dumbest lines ever in a movie!

Naked Injury- An injury sustained because someone is easily seen naked (no peeping involved) in their dorm room, and you are distracted by it so you get hurt.

"Religious Truths [No offense meant]
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Confucianism: Confucious says, "shit happens."
Zen-Buddism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Atheism: Shit happens for no apparent reason.
Agnostics: We cannot prove that shit happens.
Jehovah's Witness: Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens.
Christian Scientists: Only good shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, shit happens, happens, happens, shit happens.
Evangelism: Send me $8,000,000 or shit will happen to you."
-Poster thingy, again no offense meant to anyone of any faith!

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